Farmers Float


the act by which a man(usually a farmer) p-sses into a womans(usually the farmers wife) mouth until it fills up with p-ss. then he sh-ts in her mouth causing the sh-t to float around in the p-ss.
jed had a hard day working on the farm, so when he got home he gave his wife connie a farmers float.

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