farmping
the obsessive act of using a bicycle tire pump to fill ones colon with air for the sole purpose of the intense physical release of flatulence.
“bill, i want a divorce. you don’t pay any attention to the kids anymore or spend time with me. you always come home and go straight into the bas-m-nt and spend all your time farmping! and i’m taking the tire pump in the divorce too!”
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a prost-tute who when she goes to fart on her victims, a tarty-like substance known as p–p slips out of her -n-s. when james got up, he realized she had just p–ped all over his chest. what a farter tart, he thought to himself.
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whenever you are on the can and grab a couple sheets of toilet paper and cup it over your b-tthole to filter the sounds of your erupting bowel movements. are your walls paper thin? afraid your roomates or your significant other with hear your compressed explosions? then use the fart-filter method. noun: underwear or panties. […]