fart bag
any plastic bag that one farts into and then seals it shut until it is opened in a friends unsuspecting face.
oh man, you just gave me a white castle fart bag.
a one piece ski suit with excellent fart holding properties.
each fambly member donned a fartbag for a special day of fun on the slopes.
a bag attached to a tube that is inserted into the -n-s for purpose of caching fart-gas. a one-way valve at the bag connection prevents dissipation.
a vintage year gas is stored in a fartbag.
a fartbag can be placed in a sandwich, making a “fartbag-sandwich”
sometimes one may experience a “fartbag-in-the-city” sensation when overwhelmed.
someone, usually female, who is exceptionally skeezy and most likely riddled with venarial disease.
ugh, don’t mess with her, that fart bag is trouble.
an individual who hurts you in any way and then continues to blame you for your pain.
fart bag: (steps on your toe)
decent human being: owww.
fart bag: what the f-ck stop standing everywhere!
decent human being: typical fart bag.
a bag used for storing farts.
hey mang u gots any more fartbags left?
if you fart in a bag you can smell it for weeks.
1. a toy bag that you squeeze that makes farting noises.
2. someone who farts a lot.
she likes to play with her whoopie cushion and she calls her whoopie cushion a fart bag. my co-worker farts a lot, he’s such a fart bag.
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