fart cake
when you walk face first, mouth open into someone elses -ss cloud. even though you can taste it, it’s definitely not desert.
i just had a taste of john’s fart cake and to be honest, it was slightly better than a payday candy bar.
a cake being farted on by women. for example, there are lots of fart fetishists who fantasize about women doing so, and some videos on line.
lady eve positioned her g-ssy b-tt towards the cake and produced this fart cake.
a cake that has been flatulated on by a women for s-xual pleasure and stimulation
that fart cake looks good enough to eat.
(i.e.fartcake.com)
a cake that has been farted on by a woman for obtaining s-xual pleasure
amie lowered her b-tt towards the cake, positioned her -n-s in front of the cake, and produced this delicious fartcake
cakes made after a woman releases her stinky digestive gas into it
these cakes are fartcakes!
cakes that have been flatulated by a h-rny woman for s-xual pleasure. inspired by the popular website cakefarts.com
bobby, don’t eat these fartcakes. they smell like cr-ps
a cake that has been corrupted by a perverted woman who indulges above all in sitting in cakes and releasing her stinky methane -ss juice into it. remarkably produced by women who have fart fetish.
q: what kind of cake is it?
a: it’s a fart cake. someone has just p-ssed gas on it.
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