fart fest


a bi-yearly celebration of farting. partic-p-nts eat dried apricots and count how many time they fart. each year is accompanied by a slogan. example – fart fest 2005 – “our cheeks are sealed” quite a special festival.
“it’s time for fart fest already?”
a farting contest or compilation with two or more people with nothing else to do.

dudes marking their territory by farting because signs are easily removed.
person 1: hey i just finished a whole bowl of beans and now im sooo bored.
person 2: same here… hey you wana have a fart fest?
person 1: h-ll yeah!! and it’ll stop my sister from coming here.

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