fart-filter


whenever you are on the can and grab a couple sheets of toilet paper and cup it over your b-tthole to filter the sounds of your erupting bowel movements.
are your walls paper thin? afraid your roomates or your significant other with hear your compressed explosions? then use the fart-filter method.
noun: underwear or panties.
i need to change my fart filter. my fart filter is dirty.

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