fart hurdle
the point in a romantic relationship at which one person farts in the other’s presence for the first time. clearing the fart hurdle can be a very awkward, humorous, and/or freeing moment for either person in the relationship.
example 1:
man thinking to himself: “dude you’ve got to clear the fart hurdle soon. she’s really cool and you don’t want to blow it, but these stomach pains are really uncomfortable.”
example 2:
woman: fffffft
man: what was that?
woman: what? nothing!?
man: did you just fart?
woman: yeah.
man: says nothing, but thinks to himself: “thank g-d. finally. i’m free.”
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