fart marble
a fart produced under squeezed conditions, such as inside pantyhose, that is held in momentarily and produces a feeling of having p-ssed a marble.
i was squished into the tiny airline seat and wearing those ‘slimming’ pantyhose when i popped a fart marble.
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