fart omelet
that odd fart in the morning that smells a bit like breakfast omelet. its uncomfortable for he who smelt it dealt it to deal with the worrisome fact that it makes them hungry. a shameful feeling of woe generally sets in but the satisfaction soon ensues because it smelled like a good idea for breakfast.
after having a steak burrito, beer, and siracha shooters the night before, tom awoke in his bed. he farted and it smelled like a morning omlete dropped into the mouth of the port o potty. he was disgusted. but relevied to know, he was goning to start the morning right with a omelet. a dream of tue fart omelet now was a reality.
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