fart parachute
the occurrence of really loose pants puffing up with air and becoming taut due to a powerful fart.
harry: will you look at that.
greg: what? mary?
harry: yeah. she’s way too large to be wearing yoga pants. and even as big as she is, the pants look kinda baggy.
greg: whoa! what the h-ll happened?
harry: hah! she farted!
greg: her pants inflated! that’s incredible!
harry: that, my friend, was a fart parachute.
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