fart pipe

oversized, overpriced coffee cans ricer idiots use to impress 12 year old girls. also used to compensate for lack of p-n-s size.
my p-n-s is small but my fart pipe is huge!
an oversized exhaust used to compensate for have a weedwacker engine under the hood (see honda). its sole purpose is to reduce performance and generally annoy anyone within a quarter mile radius. popular among 16 year old white boys who think they’re black.

this also leads to the expression: the bigger the exhaust, the smaller the p-n-s.
that little wigger across the street put a fart pipe on his cr-ppy civic. it woke me up at 5am, so i called the cops.
a loud annoying,non fuctioning m-ffler attached to the rear of a ricer car, who’s owner automatically thinks he is hot stuff because his vehicle can make this loud noise. little does he know everyone is just laughing at him.
the fart pipe usaully emits a long, loud, rising ‘fart’ noice, which resembles a sythesized fart, or a mouth fart.
fart pipes creat too little backpressure, which can actually hurt performance without extensive engine modifications.
fart pipes often irritate us real men who actually have a manly vehicle, with big , v8’s, and rwd of course!
fart pipe ricers sometimes give a bad name to those of us with a good loud exhaust, loud because we have a big, low-iding v8, which actually needs less restiction to perform well, not just to be needlessly loud.
ex1:
ricer with loud fart pipe pulls up next to me
ricer- hey, homie-g bag, you wants ta race?
v8 guy- umm, ok.
ricer-oh, really? cr-p. -p-sses pants-

ex2:
ricer- hey g-hood biscuit, litsen to this!
ricemobile- faaaaaaaaaart!!!!
v8 guy- -chuckles to himself-
hotrod- blub blub blub blub blub blaaaaaaaaam! blaaam! blaaaaaam!
ricer- -p-sses pants-
“fart pipe” is a term used to describe an excessively large exhaust on a car, causing it to have a “farty” sound. fart pipes are most commonly found on cheap, front-wheel drive imports (see honda civic or mitsubishi eclipse) that 16 year old kids who watch the “fast and furious” series like its some kind of religion. the fart pipe can be identified by one of many tests. 1) if the cross section of the m-ffler or m-ffler tip is greater than the contact patch on the car’s tires, the exhaust is a fart pipe. 2)if the m-ffler is marger than the displacement of the motor, it is a fart pipe. 3) if the ricer takes off in his riced out car and the exhaust is louder than his stereo, it is declared a fart pipe. 4) and last but not least, if any piece of the exhaust system was purchased at pep boys, autozone, or any other ricer oriented store, it is most likely a fart pipe.
d-mn! did you see john’s new exhaust on his civic? its got a 6 inch fart pipe on it! sounds mad tyte, yo!
an oversized, noisy, performance-robbing (that’s right, ricer !) m-ffler found on otherwise stock import vehicles.

see fart can, sh-thead
i just put a greddy exhaust and an aem intake an my geo is flyin, dog!
a huge, annoying, fake exhaust pipe added to the back of piece of s— cars (accords, civics, eclipses, etc) to make it produce a loud noise as the car accelerates. this does nothing but make the driver seem like an -ss, though he doesn’t notice because he’s blasting his 50 cent cd too loudly. mostly used by teenagers who think their car is bad-ss. it makes guys who have nice cars (firebirds, trans ams, camaros, etc) laugh because we have real exhaust which is on a real car.
ching yong: i got this awesome fart pipe on my civic today.
-faaaaarrrrtttttttttttttt tttt-
me: well, i have an actual car with actual exhaust, which people don’t laugh at as it’s going down the street.
-races off in trans am-
exsessivly big, loud m-fflers found on rice rockets that sound like a farts.
d-mn, his fart pipe is louder than a room full of drunken sailors!

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