fart plug
when you have a particularly bad case of the beer sh-ts, and you keep thinking you have to cr-p, but all that comes out is a t-rd the size of a cork and a gallon of air. you go through the day not being able to trust your -n-s, feeling like you need to fart, but fearing you might chuck the plug.
“how’s your hangover?” “not good. my headache is gone, but i keep dealing with a series of fart plugs.”. “lovely”. “yeah, the fifth one i shot out was under so much pressure i nearly cracked the toilet.”
uhhh a plug for your b-tthole when you wanna fart so you dont make other ppl sit in your stink.
hey i gotta fart.
oh here. i have a fartplug to plug your fart:d:d
verb. employing extreme effort to keep a fart from being released in inopportune situations such as first dates.
my date with that hottie i went on the other night was awful. i was fartplugging for 30 minutes when i was driving her home. when she finally got out of the car, my -ss exploded.
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