fart shanked


when you’re in a restroom taking a p-ss and the person next to you farts without regards.
“what’s that?” i asked to the guy next to me at the urinal… i thought he said something…??.. oh, now i know…… he just fart shanked me…burritos?..chili? hmmmm pickled eggs? ..mardi grace?….or something like that.

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