fart shot
the distance at which a fart may be smelled. actual distance varies based on direction of travel, force of expulsion, viscosity, and air currents. mostly, it’s about 10′.
“if you think it’s bad being on the same floor as your boss, imagine being within fartshot.”
the act of shooting someone with your hand but farting at the same time to simulate a gun shot sound. depending on the type of fart it can be made to be a pistol, a shotgun, an uzi or even a grenade.
oh my god, you just fart shot me!
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