Fart Symbol
the fart symbol is an underground hand motion that one uses to secretly warn approaching friends that a fart has just been released into a very crowded room by the claimer who has symbold the warning. the symbol is most often used in loud atmospheres where code words are not legible within a safe distance.
the symbol first originated in a howard st night club (baltimore, md) where a nasty pig’s gf requested aid with keeping prowlers at bay. bf would stand behind her at the bar and release farts into the crowd to create more bar sp-ce. often, the creepiest of stranger will greet you with the fart symbol, allerting you that they’re a stinky foe long after beer goggles have kicked in.
to perform fart symbol: use american sign language to symbol “ok” with your right hand (fingers apart, thumb and index finger touching to form a circle).
“no honey, it’s not worth a drink. he just gave us the fart symbol…dubbed himself stinky and he doesn’t even know it.”
“oops, i didn’t realize everybody here knew the fart symbol”
“was she giving you the fart symbol?…oh ok, that’s your ex wife. of course she doesn’t know what it means…or does she?”
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