fart worthy
definition 1:
when someone is so attractive, that someone else declares they are worth having farts sucked out of their -sshole.
definition 2:
when an actor/singer/artist is loved by a fan to the extent of having that fan find them “fart-worthy” despite their physical appearance.
example 1:
dude 1: “dude, did you see pam in that skin tight leopard outfit last night?”
dude 2: “yeah dude, i saw her. she looked absolutely fart worthy last night.”
example 2:
“mich-lle told me she thinks jay z is fart worthy because she considers him the best rapper alive, but i think he looks like a camel.”
Read Also:
- poking mud with a stick
an early 16th century game played by danish children in western denmark. referred to by the danes as “mudret stok” meaning literally “mud cane”; this translation was mistaken and the american term “poking mud with a stick” was born. of course, this is not to be confused with “dødbider” which translates to the american term […]
- Polish Assassin
the act of laying several highly-potent farts inside of a car just before someone you know is going to get in, leaving them with a surprise attack of fermented fart upon opening the door. bill, when i got back from the grocery store today, i left a polish -ss-ssin waiting in the car.. my girlfriend […]
- faux-let
fauxlet (fo-lett): a word hair dressers use to describe the mullet haircut to someone that wants a mullet but can’t bring themselves to ask for it. a rat-tail could also fall into this category. other possible fauxlets would be hairstyles that are questionable, such as the 1990ish oprah winfrey style and the mullets that taper […]
- schlominique
girl named dominique: hot girl with big booty who likes to suck large c-ck. the term schlominique means a dominique somewhere in the world is sucking off some guy and is deep throating him, until his p-n-s gets lodged in her throat. they must be rushed to the hospital. if they don’t get the problem […]
- Do you know my dad?
a vague question one asks angry, deep-voiced british skiers after being told not to give someone the stick. usually answered by a baritone note. snowjob: “don’t give him the stick!” kid #1: “we’re sorry-” kid #2: “do you know my dad?” snowjob: “woooooooooooaaaaaahhhh!!!!!”