Farta
an insulting name to an individual, implying that he/she farts a lot (whether this is true or false).
wow, at least i’m not a farta!
a sub-genre of abstract humor, considered to be the perfect form of entertainment by those with a finer comedic palette.
“did you think my performance was funny?”
“pure fartum.”
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