Fartality
when your fart smells so bad it kills somebody.
example:
mom: buy that toy for your little brother.
son: i don’t want too, i’m saving my money for liquid -ss.
mom: you’re jewfy!
jamie: dutch oven! (cover gfs face with blanket as i fart under it.)
my gf: nooooooooo!
mortal kombat announcer: jamie wins, fartality!
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