Fartbarfing
having diarrhea; specifically, the act of expelling diarrhea
“i shouldn’t go to the amus-m-nt park today. i’ve been fartbarfing all night after i ate diarrheadonalds.”
“oh no! why did this happen today?! i can’t be fartbarfing during my wedding ceremony!!”
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