fartface
a jack-ss, jerk, d-nk, pr-ck, b-st-rd.
jon tingley stole colin’s furby(tm); but it’s ok, colin had it coming, the fartface stole jon’s pocket p-ssy ™ and uses it as a cooler for his tall boy beer.
someone who when they talk only release worthless gas, with no value other than to smell up the room
the face you make when you’re letting one go. the aligning of certain contours of your face is thought to have an impact on your ability to release -n-l gases.
honey, you look funny when you’re making your fart face.
one who has a permanent facial expression as if ready to “let one fly”.
wow, that woman has a major fart face!
a face which people make, often unaware, which gives the appearance that they are smelling a noxious odor. often times, if a person is a fartface, this is the way a person’s face looks even when they are not making a face. also, if a person is a fartface, they also have an att-tude or dillusions of being better than everyone around them, which is what causes their face to constantly contort this way.
person 1: that b-tchy looking girl looks like she smells something terrible!
person 2: no, she’s just a fartface.
1.another word for stupid idiotor a moron.
2.someone who’s face smells like -ss!
dude 1:dude, i couldn’t even talk to that guy, he’s such a fartface.
dude 2:i know man, that’s sick!
when you fart in someone’s face, usually when they are crouched down.
when john bent down to tie his shoes, fred took the opportunity to give him a delicious fartface.
people with ugly faces
tht gal got a fart face
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