fartgasm

the act of farting after holding it in for a long period time, aside from the obvious relief from doing so you also feel a dry tingle go through your -n-s which causes a certin degree of stimilation.

most people wont admit to this, gay or straight.

tony:d-mn dude i just had a fartgasm, oh boy did that feel so s-xual!

rush limbaugh:i blame your deviant behavour on the liberal media and you probably have had s-x with bill clinton,,,,(lets one roll out!),,,oh those fartgasms do feel good,,,time for another oxy
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the rare incident in which an individual realizes that he/she are about to -rg-sm and fart at the same time. one feels confused, and can’t decide from which end to fire first. the farts released during a fartgasm are usually very loud and time consuming, leaving the individual dazed and confused about what the f-ck just happend. to prevent such an incident, it is recommended that you don’t consume any beans on those lonely sat-rday nights.
chipper: “dude your not gonna believe what happend last night”

winslow: “stacy gave you a bl-wj-b?”

chipper: “no man, i had my 3rd fartgasm this week. can you believe it? i still don’t know where all my load went though”

winslow: “hmm…that’s strange.”
1. to experience unsurp-ssed relief from the act of flatulence.
2. an exceptionally satisfying feeling of relief and comfort after releasing a long overdue, or unusually g-ssy fart.

not necessarily -ssociated with s-xual pleasure.
“i had to hold that one for so long that i had a fartgasm when i let it go.”
the end result of a particularly strong fart with enough sustained vibratto combined with the correct tightness in jeans that only affords p-ssage of said flatulence around and over the v-g-n-l p-ssage which culminates in tickling the bean in that oh so special way.

the elusive fartgasm can always be identified by it’s telltale sound which is something akin to a bulldog slurping up a bowl of mayonnaise.
hey hon! keep that broccoli and green peppers comin’. i’m in the mood for a fartgasm tonight. woo-hoooo!!! now crack a window, it’s gonna get a little dicey in here.
when someone has an -rg-sm and they laugh while having the -rg-sm and while they laugh they accidently fart which makes them laugh even more.
jacob: oh i’m going to have an -rg-sm
jacob: -has an -rg-sm-
jacob: haha
jacob: -farts-
jacob: hahahuha
sebastion: you just had a fartgasm
jacob: hahahahahahuha
(fartgasmed, fartgasming) having a fart so good the surrounding area gets insanely warm and it gives you a relaxed feeling.
jim bent over in front of his maths teacher, before tripping him, making him fall into his b-tt and releasing a slow, damp fartgasm.
an -rg-sm so intense, the person farts uncontrollable; related to the shartgasm
the pleasure was so intense, she went into a fartgasmic episode!