farticus


friends who take the blame for a fart they clearly did not let out.
george was out with his girlfriend at a friends bar and was having a good a time until he farted loudly. before he could take ownership, his friend proudly exclaimed, “it was i who let out that loud fart!” bill was a true farticus that day.
one who farts in a spartan manner. one who farts frequently and shows a cavalier att-tude about it. a coneseur of rectal wind.
after ripping a huge fart, simon exclaimed ” i am farticus”
a girl who has been proclaimed so because she has farted on someone while taking their virginity.
haha. dude that’s her, farticus!
from the ancient greek terms of endearment…means a cherished one; someone like no other…
greeting: “yo, farticus!”

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