fartifacts
the lingering effects of gas that has been p-ssed.
even though tyrone farted 30 minutes ago, the fartifacts are still unbearable.
the medical term for trace amounts of feces that stain the seat of underwear.
pateint: “doc, i blew up the toilet twice today. and when i saw my drawls, they was full of skid marks. what’s the technical name for that?”
doctor: “fartifact.”
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