fartificial
noun: a fake or false fart
verb: pretending to fart by making loud, fart-like sounds by various methods including but not limited to mouths and/or hands, arms, or armpits.
three guys at a party, standing in the hallway. one goes in the bathroom and soon really loud fart-like sounds begin.
first guy looks at the second and says, “oh dude, he’s…”
second guy interrupts, “no man, fartificial.”
or
kate was so embarr-ssed when her mom came to visit and brad thought it’d be funny to go in the bathroom and fartificial.
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