fartiful
a beautiful woman who keeps p-ssing excess gas.
i didn’t expect chay to be so fartiful. it’s a turn on.
she must have eaten a lot for dinner, she’s being fartiful.
Read Also:
- rusty gearstick
this is where someone w-nks off a man with a handful of sh-t. ‘xavier went to the d’parys on friday night and gave his friend edward a rusty gearstick behind the bar during his shift!’
- ktsg
acronym for keep the streak going on snapchat. you think your popular when someone sends you a snapchat, only to find that it’s your daily reminder to ktsg. you have no friends. rip.
- chinese volcano
when your diarrhea is so bad and powerful that it shoots through to the other side of the earth. after that spicy lunch, i had to run to the bathroom for a chinese volcano.
- the trump talk
the depressing conversation that every parent needs to have with their little girl about revolting, predatory, ent-tled men. “make sure you have ‘the trump talk’ with your adolescent daughter before she starts thinking it’s okay to be groped, as if it’s just what guys do and she simply needs to develop a thicker skin. be […]
- get this crap out the way
immediately remove something unwanted remove with urgency anything undesirable if a tree falls in the middle of the road … “get this cr-p out the way!”