fartinator
a person with super fart powers
ohh nooo who will save us now
never fear fartinator is here
a supernatural evil human being who has the power to make others whither and choke on the floor in a matter of seconds. he/she has a kool cape, ch-nky eyes, and is short in size. he/she likes to live in tight airless rooms, for they enjoy the sight of puny mortals die. there is 0 to no chance that you can survive his/her deadly gas. even if you combine batman, spiderpig, spiderman, and naruto all together they will surely not win. he/she fuels on durian, eggs, beans and carbonated soda. the whole world will die from his/her fart when it spreads across the world in 2012. yes, all of those phony remarks about the mayan calander is fake.
random person: hahahahaha lol u have ch-nk eyes and wtf is with that stupid cape?! lol ahahhahahhaha
fartinator: w.t.f how dare you insult my cape and eyes!!!!! (uses concentrated super fart)
(random person withers the ground choking and dies 10 seconds later)
fartinator: muahahahhahaha that serves you right for insulting my cape!
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