Farting Bracket
1. -rs-, usually that of a female.
2. the foot rest in a car that the left foot can be placed on after changing gear, so that it is not hovering over the clutch pedal. derived from when one is driving and feels a fart brewing, one can press down with the left foot on the farting bracket so as to raise the left -rs- cheek to let the fart escape unhindered.
hey mate, check out the farting bracket on that b-tch!
hey lads, i’m gonna slip her one up the farting bracket tonight!
i just love my new car, it even has a farting bracket.
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