Farting Fit
noun.
1. general, all encomp-ssing description for the release of several of any kind of fart in rapid succession. similar in form to the machine gun fart, though each blast is it’s own ent-ty – not one large fart broken up by the rapid opening and closing of an -n-l seizure.
2. a stacked release of farts, controlled or uncontrollable.
idioms.
caused a farting fit, like a metronome; after all that greasy food, every push produced a fart.
fit of farts, uncontrollable; the more i laughed, the more i farted. i just couldn’t stop!
person a: “what the h-ll’s wrong with sally? she was laughing, then she sh-t her pants, then she started laughing and crying, then kept sh-tting her pants, then the crazy woman just up and left!”
person b: “i don’t know man, she just had a farting fit!”
person c: “i know, right! but now my couch smells like the floor of a peep show..”
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