FARTIONSHIP
right before you have to p–p you fart intentionally trying your hardest to get all the stink out so you don’t stink up your bathroom. (note: this is before you are in the bathroom and your must be sitting down.)
dude, i just fartionshiped so i wouldn’t stink up you’re bathroom.
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