fartjaculate
1. (v) to expel santorum (-j-c-l-t-, lubricant, and stray fecal matter) left in the -n-s after -n-l s-x. usually done while sitting on the toilet as if farting or sh-tting. often accompanied by wet fart noises.
2. (n) another word for santorum. the substance which you fartjaculate.
(v) after -n-l s-x, pete likes to sit on the toilet and loudly fartjaculate. he takes the time to reflect, and enjoy the after-tremors of a great -n-l -rg-sm.
(n) tina: “omg. the most embarr-ssing thing happened last night.”
lori: “yeah?”
tina: “tommy f-cked me up the -ss before we went to the nikki minaj concert. i thought i was clear, but the last remnants of fartjaculate dripped down my leg during anaconda. why can it never all come out in one go?!”
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