fartled
to be startled by a loud fart
my wife fartled me in bed and woke me up from a deep sleep.
to get startled causing an instantaneous fart.
“that chick fartled me.” i said.
“how’d she do that?” said someone else.
“she ‘grabbed my nuts’ h-llo.”
being startled so suddenly that one farts.
man, what reeks?
sorry, you fartled me.
startled by a fart, so much so that you jump or start at the sound (not the smell)
dude, i fartled my cat and she jumped 2 feet off the couch.
i was totally fartled that she would do that in a nice restaurant.
to be surprised or startled by a fart.
“i was fartled awake when my wife ripped a big ugly in bed.”
to be gagged and smothered by a fart.
while brett was sleeping face up on the locker room bench, brad sat on his face and fartled him.
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