fartlet
a small release of gas from the -n-s, but of a smaller quant-ty than that of a regular fart. one can release a series of fartlets and achieve the same rank effect as a whole fart.
justin: “i just let out a bunch of fartlets when i was walking past that guy”
josh: “nice!”
german word, which is actually fartleks, not fartlets. definition is otherwise 100% correct.
my platoon sergeant made us do 5 miles worth of fartleks every day. the constant running and jogging would wear us out by mile 2.
noun: in sports, a form of punishment in which the punished must run around a track. the last person in the line sprints to the front, and then jogs; the newest caboose must then sprint, etc. etc. activity continues until a) someone pukes; b) someone collapses, or c) until the coach is satisfied.
if i have to run any more fartlets, i’m gonna lose my sh-t.
a small fart that follows one or more long farts, usually making a noise that is not that different from a tin whistle.
jo-“brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……blip”
dave-“dude! did you just fartlet?
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