fartload
not quite a sh-tload but still a whole lot. significant due to the extreme number of fart molecules in on flatus; but not as substantiative as a sh-tload as farts are gaseous and sh-t is solid (usually)
i was unable to find a copy of “sleepless in seattle” like my wife requested but, unfortunately for me, blockbuster had a fartload of them on sale previously viewed.
noun: a unit of measure exactly one tenth the weight of a sh-t ton (not to be confused with -ss ton, which corralates with the amount of weight your pickup truck can haul.)
there’s a fartload of cuc-mbers on this vine.
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