Fartlock Holmes
1) one who smells the flatus and won’t rest until they find out who tooted the b-tt bugle; higher prevalence in females.
2) super human ability to sense and track b-tthole music milliseconds after or even prior to its liberation from the chocolate starfish.
kris: “d-mn dude, kelly sepulveda is always picking up on my -ss creepers. i’m like so embarr-ssed and stuff”
jamie: “tell me about it bro, she’s totally fartlock holmes.”
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