fartnade


a fartnade is when you fart in a small jar and quickly close the lid, you then tell someone you cant open the jar so they open it and inhale the fart.
you can also save the fartnade by putting the jar in either a fridge or freezer.
lisa: “john can you open this jar for me.”
john: “okay…. aw sh-t lisa! that fartnade was lethal!” “it actually smells like you pooed in this jar!”

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