fartner
fartners is a social network where people can share farts with friends, discover others’ farts, follow friends and celebs, comment, like, rate, play, re-fart and so on.
i’m using fartners to follow other’s farts
as distinct from romantic ‘partner’, a fartner is someone in a relationship who feels sufficiently comfortable with their romantic partner as to fart freely in their presence. generally, fartnerships take a moderate amount of time and inconsideration to develop, and, consequently, may be viewed as a more well-established relationship than a typical romantic partnership.
jane: “hi, there. you’re michael, right? you’re melissa’s partner?”
michael: “fartner, actually. melissa and i are fartners. we’ve been together for about three years, now.”
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