fartograde
mostly happening to just women, it’s when a fart travels forward between the l-b–s, and out past the cl-toris, instead of out the -ss crack. basically, a retrograde fart.
mich-lle is sitting on the couch, eating ice cream, watching romance movies, and enjoying the feeling of fartogrades tickling her junk as they p-ss through.
susan’s fartogrades stopped being funny when they p-ssed off the cat in her lap.
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