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Fartophile

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  applies to an unappealing set of circ-mstances. it may be applied as an unflattering description of an event or ritual joe’s got a real “fartsuck” job down at popeyes.

• lumpkinz

  when a man or woman have intercourse with the remaining scar tissue of a mastectomy. dude, i took her home and took her shirt off, and i was so disappointed, its cool though, she gave me lumpkinz.

• Lung Truffle

  the unsavory, solid material found in one’s saliva after hawking a loogie. sheck ish owt! im bout to pit ish ung chuffle ong uh gye bewowe uh vindow! un-bstructed translation: check this out! i am about to spit this lung truffle on the guy below the window!

• 99 tango

  a military occupational specialty (mos) for the u.s.’s version of suicide bombers. a 99 tango is the occupation of repairing missiles in-flight. the soldier jumps from an airplane and attempts to land on the missile, complete any needed repairs, and get away before it reaches its destination. this, of course, is a suicide mission as […]

• 9 acre woods

  home of winnie the pooh and friends “we’ll be friends forever, won’t we, pooh?’ asked piglet. even longer,’ pooh answered.” ― a.a. milne, winnie-the-pooh 9 acre woods

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