fartorade


when you find some gatorade lying around and decide to drink it on impulse and the first whiff you get of it smells like someone is bent over in the bottle farting up your nostrils.
“oh sh-t son! a free gatorade!….oh what the f-ck is this flavor!? it’s a full bottle of fartorade!”

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