fartpedo
being 100% confident with yourself that you need to fart, so you push as hard as you can to do the best fart possible. but instead of farting, you shoot sh-t at a fast speed directly into ones underwear.
“may i please be excused from the dinner table”
“yeah sure aunty tayla, are you alright?”
“yeah but i just fartpedoed and need to clean this creamy behemoth out of my pants”
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