Fartpocalypse
an apocalypse caused by farts. the farts that tear all the st-tching out of your clothes. the kind of farts they used to wipe out the dinosaurs. the kind of farts they use to kill guys who have views like richard pryor, george carlin, and bill hicks. can i get away with one more fart joke here? the kind of fart that makes someone kill themselves!
-loud, 2 minute fart- stupid b-tchy overly religous kids: it’s the rapture! repent! repent!
other kid: f-ck! who ordered the f-cking fartpocalypse?!?
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