fartpussy
a gay man’s -sshole
oooh, look at him. i bet he has a nice, tight fartp-ssy.
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a person, usually male, who cannot sanely stand someone farting near him.
someone who is deathly afraid or r-t-rded about farts.
“victor is such a fart-p-ssy, he acts like a little girl every time i fart next to him. wtf, deal with it, be a man!”
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