Fartriloquism
the art of producing a fart in such a way that it sounds like it comes from another source
person 1: -fart-
person 2: “man that sounded like a rusty screen door.”
person 1: “yeah i’ve been working on my fartriloquism.”
the science of p-ssing the blame when one p-sses the gas. the science of farting and getting away with it since someone else gets blamed.
fartriloquism is hard to master, but the rewards can be tremendous.
art of “throwing” one’s farts in such a way that the sound and/or smell seems to come from a source other than the farter.
a person who practices the art is called an ventriloquist.
“trey,i was in the middle of the room when all of a sudeen i smelled a nasty fart”
“dude, sorry, was doing my fartriloquism act, i was aiming for anthony.”
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