fartsworth
a small amount of something, something of a meagre quant-ty.
honestly officer im not drunk,ive only had a fartsworth.
look at how small that kitten is, hes not even a fartsworth.
a combination of a corny, proper looking dude, like the kind with an ascot tie and proper english, and a fartknocker, usually the cousin of a fartsworthington: someone who pretends to sniff wine and swirl it around in the gl-ss and stuff
look at lord fartsworth bentley over there, his golf sweater matches his toy poodle’s.
see: scott disik of ” keeping up with the kardashians”
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