Fart/Turd Separator
the part of one’s inner workings that will separate actual cr-p from foul smelling air. if working properly it happens without thought but after a close call or complete failure it will make you break out in a cold sweat.
john’s fart/t-rd separator was clearly inoperative as evidenced by the stain on his pants.
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