fartwizzleshadyplonkouch
the kind of severe injury that results from taking a p-ss under a shady tree, and accidentally fart, thereby causing a dead branch to fall off the tree and hit you in the p-n-s. (usually this only happens to male type people because women don’t p-ss against trees very often. also most of them don’t have p-n-ses, just p-n-s envy). not the kind of woody most guys would choose.
doctor: i’m sorry, son, you’ve got the worst case of fartwizzleshadyplonkouch i’ve seen. we’ll have to operate.
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