Farty pants
1. a person who farts a lot
2. pants you prefer to fart in.
oh no! farty pants is wearing his farty pants today!
farty pants are pants that are soiled with the smell of farts.
i think my girlfriend has farty pants because i smell farts when she takes off her pants.
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