Farty Poo
when you sit on the toilet because it feels like you have to take a m-ssive dump, but all you do is fart for 10 seconds or more continuously.
i thought i was going to drop a soccer ball sized t-rd in the sears but all i did was let out a 14 second fog horn blast of farty poo.
when one sits on the toilet with an exceedingly uncomfortable sensation in their bowels expecting to release a large amount of excrement, but instead only releases a trumpeting blast of gas lasting for ten or more seconds
i thought i was going to cr-p out a soccer ball but instead i disturbed the restuarant with a fog horn sounding farty poo that lasted for at least 15 seconds.
upon exiting the restroom i was greated with uproarious applause.
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