farva


over-weight jack-ss in “super troopers”
“total f-ck-head”
“sing it again rookie b–tch!”
“lady in blue…comin’ through”
“it stinks like -ss but i’ll sure miss it. i guess you could say that about all my women…”
“want me to punch-i-size your face, for free?”
“lucky guess…i just lost a buck…to myself!”
“what’s that all about, he gonna spit in it now?”
“yeah, gimme a liter a’ cola”
“i dont want a large farva, i want a god-d-mn liter a’ cola!”
everyone’s favorite dumb-ss officer.
“oh sh-t i got you good you f-cker!”
“i just lost a buck…to myself.”
“i’m not gonna dignify myself with a response to that.
someone who annoys people around them, invites themselves to events when not invited, cannot walk with a cast properly, and is unimaginably fat.
man, look at that guy with the leg cast. he walks like a dumb-ss. he’s such a farva
crazy annoying fat guy in the movie “super troopers”

“car ram-rod”
1. a guy in super troopers. a big dumb fat-ss who is really very sad, in a hilarious sort of way.

2. one of those friends who isn’t really your friend…he just sort of hangs around you and takes your cheeky shenanigans way too far to be funny anywhere but in super troopers.
1. “i don’t wanna large farva. i want a godd-mn liter o’ cola!”
“say it! say car ramrod!”
“pfft. i can say ‘meow’…i can say ‘moo’. h-ll, for 20 bucks, i’ll call the guy a chicken f-cker!”
“license and registration, chicken f-ckers! bgawwww!!!”

2. guy #1: hey, maybe we could tp the prof’s house…
guy #2: no man, we should f-ckin’ tp his house, then screw his wife, then wrap his children in ace bandages and dangle them out the windows!
guy #1: um, no, that wouldn’t be funny.
guy #2: f-ck yeah it would! i’m gonna go!
-runs off alone-
guy #1: he is such a farva.
an officer of the law, who likes to indulge in mischief, usually without due regard for his fellow officers; especially at parties where he likes to consume alcohol to the point where he “thinks” he is funny and having a good time. this activity is always the opposite as he actually acts idiotic and gets into fights that he cannot win.
hey farva, you better stop that sh-t or you are going to get your -ss kicked!
french for: give me some cola before i break your f-cking legs.
burger king: where all dragon masters eat

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