fasex

when too fat f-gs have s-x
bro, did you hear about those guys that had fas-x?? that’s crunk

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trumpstructing
the crime of obstructing prosecutors and/or government officials during an investigation because they’re just a bunch of covfefe’s who won’t let him play with putin. bunch of bigly meanies won’t let him tweet either. in a rare case of events, the orange czar kept trumpstructing the investigation by telling everyone they were fired and pointing […]
red heart emoji
either you’re in a relationship with this person or you both have made it clear that you like each other, otherwise she/he wouldn’t send you that. boy 1-dude she sent me a red heart boy 2-bro you’re dating that’s why she sent you a red heart emoji
draft prick
one who whines and acts like an -ss when not chosen by their favorite team. ted crying and acting like a wimp: “i don’t want to play baseball for the t-tans! i want to play for the powder puffs!” dad: “man-up son! you’re nothing more than 300th round draft pr-ck.”